Dad's fault 

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

Dad's fault by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault 

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

Dad's fault by Rajuor July 29, 2025

your dick's in my dad's mouth 

figure of speech meaning "none of your business"

Friend: How did it go last night?
You: Your dick's in my dad's mouth, man.

your dick's in my dad's mouth by millihenry November 8, 2018

were in your dad's lumbar

an idiom that says you are older and more experienced than immature teen cyberbullies in life

Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo

were in your dad's lumbar by elahe May 5, 2021

My Dad's called Colin 

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

My Dad's called Colin by Flimsco April 4, 2020

Me dad's in the army 

A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.

Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment.

(A)

Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob"
Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army"

- (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.)

(B)

Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?"
Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army"

Me dad's in the army by Jayboy_Evo January 25, 2008

your mom is your dad's mom 

"your mom is your dad's mom" is a satirical reference to jokes beginning with "your mom is..."

it came from boredom while walking around target.

if someone is telling "your mom..." jokes, tell them this one, and you will win, for sure, i promise. they won't know what to say. guaranteed to work, everytime.

"your mom is so fat she......blah blah blah"

"your mom is your dad's mom"

"wtf?"

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*clicks the thumbs down thing*
"yeah? well...your mom is your dad's mom"

your mom is your dad's mom by i am soooooo saxy May 9, 2006