Dumbfuckistan

Otherwise known as Shitsforbrainsylvania, is an area of the U.S.A. which showed it's vast intelligence in the 2004 election. Hence the name.

After the 2004 election it was clear which area of the U.S.A., (cough, Dumbfuckistan, cough) will be destroyed of stupidity.

by Whogivesashit?? August 12, 2007

dumbfuck

an extreme dumbass
(dumbass)^(dumbass)=dumbfuck

Satish ran into his garage door from inside his garage. Therefore he is a dumbfuck.

by Miga July 11, 2003

DTMB

Short for "Don't tase me bro!" as made famous by Andrew Meyer, a student of University of Florida, during an on-campus John Kerry speech on 9/17/2007. The acronym was popularized on YTMND.

Totalitarian Police: I don't like the way you're exercising free speech. You're comin' with us!

American Citizen: DTMB!

Zapp!

by |< |3 October 7, 2007

Dumbfuck

Someone who is blissfully and in some cases dangerously unaware of just how fucking stupid they really are.

For example most Donald Trump supporters are complete dumbfucks.

by Beaverchaser September 8, 2016

DTMF

Stands for Dump The Mother Fucker. Used when you are going to, have, or are dumping your partner.

Present: Dumping The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm DTMF right now

Past: Dumped The Mother Fucker.
ex: I DTMF yesterday

Future: Dump The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm going to DTMF tonight.

My boyfriend was getting on my nerves, so I DTMF!

by Mariana-ana August 30, 2009

Dumbfuckalitis

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

by Cjks January 7, 2016

dumbfuck

dumbfuck: used against people when they're being idiotic at the most obvious things. Can also be used when you're happy and surprised about something or someone .

"Example 1: "YOU DUMBFUCK THATS NOT HOW YOU OPEN A PEPSI CAN
Example 2: "OH MY GODD YOU DUMBFUCKK THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS! I CANT BELIEVE IT.
"Example 3: " YOU STUPID IDOTIC DUMBFUCK THAT WAS MY SISTER YOU RAN OVER

by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020