dirk
adj. used to describe a person, it is a combination of jerk and dork telling the person that they are both stupid and an asshole, while making you sound pretty smart.
dirk by Caitlin (Cindy) December 4, 2007
dirk
A useless, lazy person who always puts in the least amount of effort possible, never takes responsibility and always blames others. They very often have blonde hair, and an idiotic, vacant facial expression. Large congregations are found around the LA area.
dirk
Used as a versatile term of insult, a mix of dick and jerk. Effective in situations in which saying dick would be obscene and distasteful and saying jerk would make you seem like a pussy shit.
FANCY DRESS PARTY
"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"
"Excuse me Miss?"
"A dirk. He was being a dirk."
"Ah."
~~~
THE HOOD
"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"
"Yeah, he's a real jerk"
"..."
"I said dirk"
"Yeeeah....dirk"
"Count Austin was being quite the dick earlier,"
"Excuse me Miss?"
"A dirk. He was being a dirk."
"Ah."
~~~
THE HOOD
"Yo we gonna shank that ugly ass mothafucka"
"Yeah, he's a real jerk"
"..."
"I said dirk"
"Yeeeah....dirk"
dirk by Janice Booterman May 18, 2009
dirk
dirk by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005
Dirk
Dirk is a guy who is an absolute asshole, who also is the most stoned and seedy cunt that the earth has ever known. He cant even speak clearly or fluently enough to understand whatever he says and he hangs around the most pathetic crowd. Dirk needs to be a less seedy prick and more of a good member of his peers.
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Dirk by nick devergen June 24, 2011