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Jeff: Man, the orange dickbag just tweeted more racist nazi garbage.

Jen: Not surprised, he is the biggest bag of dicks we have ever had anywhere near national political office.

Jeff: Yeah he is like a burlap potato sack full of dicks that somehow got elected instead of thrown off a pier with a barbell tied to it.

by N0mi Mal0ne July 23, 2019

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squats their truck

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.

also fuck you jayden

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 6, 2023

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Condoms.

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags

by EBreezie June 15, 2018

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Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.

“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023

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