the dh

Dry Humper. A girl you take home from a bar, gets naked (sometimes) and wont have sex.

Shit dude, I took the DH home again last night, she wouldn't even let me suck on the titties. Now i have to jerk off.

by P. Man January 15, 2007

dh

In aviation terms: Decision Height (DH) The point of altitude relative to radio height at which an aircraft must either land on a runway or make a go-around.

A standard DH is two hundred feet radio height.

by Mika October 28, 2003

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

DHS

Dumb Hoe Syndrome, typically used as a rhetorical medical diagnosis for those who suffer with abnormal amounts of low IQ hoeness.

For example,
"Oh my god, she's such a DHS."
"I'm sorry, I suffer with DHS."

by Whowhatwhereandhow August 8, 2020

dh

it means dead haps! kinda like if u drink too much, ur dh
if u get w an ugly man, ur dh

alayna got with daniel thats dh as 😹😹😹

by deeznutzniggah January 21, 2022

DHS

Abbreviation of "Department of Homeland Security"--the a US government agency devoted to maintaining the safety of America.

"Didn't you hear? The DHS got an 'F' on computer security last week... again."

by DragonFyre April 18, 2006

DHS

How about rather then everybody clustered together naming Their High School, so rather just have 1, person put simply, DHS. Abbreviated to name any high school that starts with a D.

DHS: Means my school, donkey Halfs sch0okfrfirn

by ZmOnStar September 15, 2009