A Dorky Homeschooler. Exudes a different type of
aura than a normal person making them easy to
spot. Other identifying characteristics include unnecessary dirt on elbows or faces, dresses shaped like flour sacks, and pants or skirts pulled up past the waistline.
Speech of a DH is punctuated by phraseology such as "let's go
play" and a general lack of knowledge of slang. Speaker
may frequently sniffle, push glasses up on
nose, or blink excessively. Any attempt at perverted conversation will only earn you a blank stare.
Be wary of wearing anything that should suggest you have a figure; ladies, this will earn you remarks such as "harlot" "trollop" and "disgraceful"