Russian Deodorant

when the cavity of your armpit gets blasted with skeet

after taking a shower with the girl, I gave her a russian deodorant

by teabagfuh69 November 19, 2004

apply deodorant

to fuck a girl in the armpit when every other possible orifice has already been taken

did you apply deodorant to that girl?

by beya March 16, 2008

Vegan Deodorant

When you take a turd, and rub it under your armpits to get vegan smell.

" I care about the environment, so I use vegan deodorant. Plus I love the smell "

by Crown Princess Bitch April 27, 2015

Deodorant check

To stab someone under the arm with a sharpened weapon, as to hit all those veins that run between the arm and shoulder. Developed in the middle ages to bypass heavy plate armor. Also effective against an opponent with a superior weapon (i.e. Gun, hammer, or skills in Tekken Dark Resurection) by making him drop said advantage.

Note: A weapon should not be used if engaged in a Tekken tournement as it could warrant expulsion.

Winning player: "Here comes the Shark Attack! Why do you look like Samuel L. all of a sudden?"

Losing player: "DEODORANT CHECK BITCH!" (using the knife hand strike)

Winning player (now the loser because he dropped the PS2 controller): OH FUCK!

by FullEmoAlchemist November 2, 2007

deodorant hari-kari

When the final quarter to a half inch of a stick of deodorant opts for an honorable death by plunging to the floor while attempt to apply it.

I was late for work this morning because my final deodorant stick decided to commit deodorant hari-kari and I needed to stop at the store to pick up another one.

by Ruprect1259 March 7, 2014

Giving her the deodorant

Jizzing on a girl's armpit

"Yo man, did you fuck her yet?"
"Yea, and I was giving her the deodorant too bro."
"Thats ill son"

by Mr_Creamer March 9, 2010

Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

by honneamise March 29, 2021