Double Decker Home Wrecker

A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.

A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!

B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!

by just call me K May 28, 2009

Triple Decker Blumpkin

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.

Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O

by TheBlumpkinator August 1, 2012

jonny decker

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid

Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend

by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020

Double decker pecker wrecker

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj

Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker

by Bamafan6 August 31, 2014

Upper Decker

The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped

Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised

Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole

Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on

Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank

Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party

by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017

upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003

double decker pussies

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.

Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!

by loose_cannon November 18, 2006