P.A.D.

A P.A.D is a Post Apocalyptic Dump. Its a monster crap that the toilet didnt see coming. It usually happens when you eat too much food or you mix salsa with milk. Its a dump to end all dumps. Beware of the restroom after someone has taken a P.A.D.

Dude 1: Yo man that bathroom fucking stinks!!
Dude 2: Thats because I just took a P.A.D.!!

Dude 1: (exits bathroom) Damn...i just took the biggest P.A.D.
Dude 2: Siiiickkkk

by C-bore February 2, 2009

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P.D.P.A.S

People's Democratic Party of Australo-Slavia.

A Very Conservative Political for Profit Organisation based in Australia, with the majority of the senior management coming from a Slavic background. New members are recruited by invitation only.

"It is better to die for the P.D.P.A.S than to live for yourself"

"There is only the P.D.P.A.S, and it is our shield and protector."

by Superior79 November 6, 2009

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L.A.P.D.

Lost And Pants Down

I was drunk and LAPD'd

by Sped November 19, 2003

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D.P.A.

Dick Point Average

-the amount of dick one girl acquires in the span of a month.

-if over a 4.0 in one month go to per week basis.
-also goes for gays
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Damn wrap up twice, i think that girl's D.P.A. is over a 3.5

Hahaha after me that girls D.P.A. went from me to 4.0

by Stallion inc. December 31, 2009

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M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011