Picking out curtains

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.

Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...

by The JVL November 19, 2007

iron curtain

The Iron Curtain is a term used in the West to refer to the boundary line which divided Europe into two separate areas of political influence from the end of World War II until the end of the Cold War. During this period, Eastern Europe was under the political control and/or influence of the Soviet Union, while Western Europe enjoyed political freedom (see Free World). The term comes from a long speech by Winston Churchill on March 5, 1946 in Fulton, Missouri:



The phrase had been used a year earlier, in an article on "The Year 2000" by Joseph Goebbels:

"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic an iron curtain has descended across the Continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe. Warsaw, Berlin, Prague, Vienna, Budapest, Belgrade, Bucharest and Sofia; all these famous cities and the populations around them lie in what I must call the Soviet sphere, and all are subject, in one form or another, not only to Soviet influence but to a very high and in some cases increasing measure of control from Moscow."

--Churchill


"If the German people lay down their weapons, the Soviets, according to the agreement between Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin, would occupy all of East and Southeast Europe along with the greater part of the Reich. An iron curtain would fall over this enormous territory controlled by the Soviet Union, behind which nations would be slaughtered."

---Goebbels

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.

Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015

Baggy Curtains

When a females' labia minora is very stretched and so resembles a pair of Baggy Curtains

Female
Q.
"Did it feel good"?

Male
A. "Hell yeah, I was wearing your Baggy Curtains like hunting cap flaps they so long!"

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Taconite Curtain

Taconite Curtain is a play on words from the iron curtain (meaning russian and the eastern bloc countries of the cold war). It refers to the slow progress and backward tendencies of people from Minnesota's great white tundra. The boom in mining created many cities along the iron range of Minnesota that have Taconite is iron-bearing rock that is mined in northern Minnesota.

Snowmobiles and ATVs are like candy to kids behind the taconite curtain.

Even after garnering fame, Bob Dylan was still despised by some behind the taconite curtain.

The new 21st century recession has had little effect on the constantly depressed cities behind the taconite curtain.

Behind the taconite curtain all kids knew was shoveling snow and playing hockey, and shoveling snow got old fast.

by mevdev May 29, 2009

Fat Curtain

When someone is so fat that their shirt or blouse won't touch their pants but instead hangs in front like a curtain in front of their pants.

Billy: Did you see Mrs. Macky's fat curtain today.

Dan: Yeah it was like a cloth barrier for the wind that her fat rolls release.

by CrunkMagnum November 8, 2009

Cum curtain

A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed

Zach saw Connor in a speedo and promptly put up his cum curtain to have a quick wank.

by anonymousussy69 May 6, 2023