Curt Schilling

Right handed starting pitcher for the BoSox. Throws a great fastball and a great slider. He has heat and he gets a lot of strikeouts. He probably would have started the 2004 All-Star game, but he decided not to play. He is one of the 2 aces on the BoSox in 2004.

Curt Schilling has 15 punchados.
Curt Schilling struck him out with the slider.
Curt Schilling beat the Yankees.
Curt Schilling is super cool.

by parliment July 24, 2004

curt schilling

part of the loser baaahston red saaaawx. blabbermouth...never shuts up...bad mouthing people constantly; one who has an opinion on everything. Curt claimed to have a "bloody sock" during the 2004 World Series playoffs, but is probably lying. George Bush lover.

Mark won't shut up, he's being a Curt Schilling.

"What did Curt Schilling say today?"
"Nothing new, just criticizing people...what else is new?"
"Riiight. I stopped listening awhile ago."

by davidleefan February 29, 2008

curt schilling

one of the most devoted player for the bostong red sox. Awesome pitcher, has a good time with it all.

game six in the ALCS against the yankees in 2004

by redsoxfanforlife December 24, 2004

curt buddies

meaning they don't want a serious relationship pretty much another name for friends with benefits

I really like you 'but'..................

i don't want to go casual or steady just want to be "curt buddies"

by lad :D May 10, 2010

The Curt

Someone who will do anything to fit in. Whether it's ditching his friends, or being a complete tool to impress a girl. He complains when things aren't his way. curts are usually short and scrawny, but make comments all the time about how they work out all the time, and how many push ups they can do, when in reality, they aren't in shape at all. Also, curts usually ditch their actual good friends, if there are more people at a certain place. He'll go hang out with them instead of you, even if you're a good friend to him. Generally described by many as "An anus of the highest caliber."

"That monstrously assholish guy was such a curt."
If you find yourself constantly ditching your good friends, You're The Curt

by TheySeeMeTrollinLOL October 14, 2011

curt schilling

1)#38 on the Boston Red Sux i mean sox...looks kinda like he hit 54 years old with way too many beers...but then again he plays in boston. Not to be mean but to speak of reality here...do u really believe that there was gonna be a repeat?...cuz if so you were kidding yourself..if Boston believes they can match up with the Yankees or Cards or Braves...they have some serious problems to the brain...so curty boy..heres some advice...stop talking so much "shytt about the Yankees or New York in general...like in the past..it'll bite u in the a$$...
2)all talk pitcher...believes his so called 'bloody sock' saved his team in 04' from another humiliation. bull..he aint nothin but a red sox pitcher...(and that isnt good for the rep) if you know what i mean. Anyways Curt "our hero" schilling has one thing good about him...he can shutup once and a while...one thing left to say..."what happened in 2005 curt?"...hmm i guess by playing so hard like you did...you blew all your chances in 2005

heyy did you see that wanna-be play out on mound last week?....oohh you mean curt schilling

by SOBkowiak January 2, 2006

Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017