Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010

Couple Monster

Noun, Singular. Used to refer to two people or more (at even integers) who constantly do 'coupley' activities and seem to forget other people exist. Term can be used affectionally or as a slur

'Who's coming to the party?'
'Oh, Ted, Fred...and the Couple Monster'

by TheLaughingSam September 8, 2006

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009

Couplette's Law

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023

Cumlet

An omelet made from human male ejaculate, sometimes from multiple entities, mixed together to make a all en’cum’passing breakfast meal.

Samantha: “Here’s your period blood pancake hun”

Thomas: “Thanks baby, me and my brother made you this cumlet!”

by Cu Chi May 28, 2020

Perfect couple

The best possible pair of people to be together. They can't stop thinking about eachother and are meant to be together. They make each other more happy than anything else. Every other couple is jealous of them.

Payton and Shawn are the perfect couple

by SMG3 April 14, 2014