damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.

Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...

by yoova October 7, 2006

Cuntrolling

Same as the word controlling. Often used when one knows that a woman would be overly sensitive to saying cunt, or just for its hillarity. One pauses after the cunt part of the word for a breif second allowing for confusion when the rest is said. Also see whoreable.

Girl: Don't you go to that strip club with the guys!

Guy: Don't be such a cuntrolling bitch. I'll do what I want.

by Isar May 19, 2006

Cunthole

The word that you faggot pussies are afraid of saying because of the way it sounds, it just means the hole of the vagina.

"Go fuck yourself you fucking "Cunthole"

by Justfaptome July 8, 2014

cunthole

Surely you can guess...

Benjamin Brown is a cunthole hahaha...........................ha

by willy wonka May 20, 2003

cuntrolled

To be pussywhipped;

Fred: Bob sure is cuntrolled by Mary, isn't he?
Murray: No kidding.

Bob: OW! OKAY, OKAY! I'll carry your shoe boxes. And your dresses, too, dear?

by Vivi Sekht March 26, 2009

Cunthole

A person or thing that grates your piss.

Claire you are such a cunthole

by Asshole n titties July 30, 2018

Cuntrol

When a woman can’t hide her crazy because she is obsessed with controlling everything in life.

Karen never lets Bob hang out with his friends or do anything he wants to do without giving him a hard time. She is always trying to cuntrol him.

by EmargNStacy November 7, 2020