Cuntasaurus

An old controlling bully. Queen of the bullies. It's their way or no way. Trantrums frequently by stomping all over people with their Jurassic like mangled bird feet, sharpened toenails for scratching the eyes out of others, spitting their obnoxious venom loudly and demolishing anything in its path with their wrinkly aged spotted low hanging balls.

Person 1: Did you read about Alan Jones latest rant threatening to have her job if he didn't get his way?
Person 2: Yeah. What a giant cuntasaurus!

by Ninjaella October 6, 2018

cuntasaurus rex

A man who loves cunt

Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...

by Madz141 February 22, 2007

cuntasaurous

When someone or something from their actions is being a cunt.

If you plan to go to the beach and it rains, "It's a cuntasaurous". If someone plans/tells you something and it never happens, "They are a cuntasaurous"

by Beefbone May 23, 2006

cuntasaurus

a very large/angry vagina

john - "i banged the sheela on the weekend man"
barry - "true"
john - "yeah she had definate cuntasaurus, and i thought they were extinct"

by ronasaurus April 21, 2008

Cuntasaurus

A New Jersey band who throws together last minute songs about stupid shit.

"Wow, dude, did you see Cuntasaurus last night?"
"Yeah man, they sucked."
"I know, right?"

by Billy Cuntrag September 13, 2006

cuntasauris

one with a vagina similar to a dinosaurs in appearance and smell

my teacher is a real cuntasauris

by wqerlkhjb November 8, 2017

Cuntasaurus!!!

To be a rude ass bitch that don't like nobody, not even herself, and to hate life and everything in it and about it. Especially used to describe someone who is rude, disrespectful, an ass, a bitch, and a teacher.

Brandy fucking Hagler is a fucking cuntasaurus!!!.

by FuckYouBitch!!! December 15, 2016