Cuntaciousness

adj. (1)The present mannerisms represented by generally cuntacious behavior. (2) The manner with which one will present a cunt-like attitude for reasons unknown. (3) Blatant, most times provoked negativity from a walking rotten vagina. (4) Rancid smell downwind of a very obese person whose gender is a mystery, but seems to have one thousand or more vaginas all over his or her body.

I can see all you really want to do is wallow in your cuntaciousness.

by Jaard July 11, 2011

cuntorous

an old woman cunt...a more mature way of calling an older woman a cunt. hence the word orous..as in tyrannosorous..hinting that she is ancient just like the dinosaurs

Drive faster cuntorous!

by Crisitan October 28, 2007

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

Cuntagious

When you are such a cunt, it catches on to other rational beings.

Shannon is so cuntagious, that everyone is now being a cunt.

by Offly Nice April 21, 2016

Cuntapus

A combination of the word cunt and pussy. Often times used as a derragitory term but can also be used when talking about a girls vagina

"You're such a cuntapus!"
"I love your cuntapus..."

by Mimscicle August 18, 2009

cantagious

(Adj) Describing a song that always causes people to sing along.

Taylor Swift songs are always cantagious.

by Dylan_the_daddy February 9, 2017

contagious

Infectious, like laughter.

It will take that poor contagious to pick up all those marbles he dropped on the tiled floor.

by Bad Bart July 28, 2004