Cumfusion

Cumfusion is an Anatomical Phenomenon that Occurs when Non-Ejaculated Semen Oozes from a Once-Erect Penis & Cures into an Adhesive, thus Bonding or “Fusing” One’s Member to their Inner Thigh, Stomach or Any Other Body Part within a Cock Radius. Cumfusion often Occurs after One Blows a Load & Remains Stationary; in Most Cases the Future Cumfused is Napping, Sleeping it Off or Awaiting Sandwich Preparation or Completion by the Generous Creature that Aided in the Ejaculatory Process, either by: an Ole Fashioned (HJ), Oral Stimulation (BJ), Sex within Various Orifices, etc. Hot Showers Can Quickly Aid the De-Bonding Process & Allow One to Wash the Stanky Off their Hang-Down.

I Hit It, Passed Out, then Woke Up with Major Cumfusion, so I Awkwardly Hobbled to the Shower & Put that Bitch on High Heat...Problem Solved.

by Corp. Clegg May 29, 2021

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Compulsion

A horse with blinders on chasing a carrot dangled on a rope before him through a field of vegetables.

Biting your nails could be a compulsion if you don't have a good manicurist.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

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cumvulsions

That blissfull moment during a bj when you start to orgasm and the girl starts sucking harder and your head and legs start involuntary shaking.

You start cumvulsions like your dick is licking a nine volt battery.

by The Moose on fire December 6, 2013

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Cumcussion

When you cum so many times in someone's face, they pass out.

Green: "Hey, do you know why Kat is in the hospital?"
Miso: "Yeah, I came so many times on her face, she got a cumcussion."
Green: "Sweet man, I'll have to try that out some time."

by Eldahat July 24, 2014

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