Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011

Contractor Beer

Cheap, low quality beer you offer to people who help work on your house; instead of cash payment.

Hey, you want a case of busch for helping side my house?

No , i want you to pay me with cash, not contractor beer!

by CT140419 January 10, 2020

Contractor

Pronounced "con-TRAC'-tor": A man who made words smaller by combining them or apostrophizing them.

In 1973, a contractor was brought in to help a group of ragtag misfits and ne'er-do-wells to come up with abbreviations for the US states.

by BigEPants September 10, 2022

Contractor Slut

A Sub contractor that sells himself out to a general contractor by kissing ass doing “special favors “
Whoring one’s self out to get the next job.

That Scott was working at the general contractors house on Sunday for free hoping he gets that next big job. He’s a typical contractor slut he will do anything for praise.

by Rube18 September 20, 2022