comcastic

The act of slowly killing a customer through mental anguish by preempting programming with worthless low-quality local programming under the guise of "community service", missed service appointments, blaming the customer's wiring or gear, and horrible HD lineups and picture quality.

1. This f-ing jacked up picture on my $10,000 TV is totally comcastic.
2. I feel I'm being comcastic'd up my backside by that freaking cable company.

by El Defino November 12, 2006

Bumtastic

His bum was fantastic.

His bum was fantastic. Wait...bumtastic!!

by HerbieFullyLoaded December 17, 2013

yumtastic

when something is so yummy and orgasmic at the same time

did you see ahmed in a suit yesterday, he was so yumtastic

by nameseseseses July 3, 2019

comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!

by Buckminster Reed November 5, 2005

Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.

Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.

by Lianachan March 5, 2004

Rumtastic

When you’re having fire ass rum.

“Yo Ashley this Captain Morgan is rumtastic!”

by Sagé March 22, 2019

chumtastic

better than anything to ever exist. amazing. wonderful.

"how was your day?"

"it was chumtastic!"

by chillmillsx September 15, 2023