hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

hide the cucumber by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

cucumbering 

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

cucumbering by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

cucumboning 

The act of gay sex, in which a man cuts a penis-sized hole into a cucumber, slaps it on his dick and repeatedly bangs his man friend until the cucumber turns to slop. This can be very fun for both men.

Lad 1: Maaan, cucumboning is so fun, I can't wait to be cucumboned by my bae tonight!
Lad 2: You're such a dirty scrub.

cucumboning by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014

Cucumber Tyrone 

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.

Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.

Cucumber Tyrone by feeshna May 27, 2015

Cumcussion 

The euphoric, lazy, and disembodied feeling one has after busting a massive nut. Usually requires 10 minutes of recovery time. Symptoms include sweating, twitching, and minor paralyzation immediately following the discharge.

That girl sucked me so hard that I got a cumcussion

Cumcussion by TheDrunkenBulletTM June 17, 2013

cumhumppance

Fucking that bitch just like she deserves!

Dude: Man! Did Cindy stand you up again on Saturday?
Man: Yeah, but that bitch will get her cumhumppance soon enough.
Dude: Sweet.

cumhumppance by Glee sucks October 23, 2009