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Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.
Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.
by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022
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drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.
"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022
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Cryptosis

The state of mind in which you act camoflauged in plain sight.
"The weird lady must have Cryptosis because shes hiding behind a thin tree."

"My uncle has a severe case of Cryptosis, he thinks i can't see him under the table curled into a ball"
by Alustrous January 12, 2012
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cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
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cryptophile

Someone (in this case Martin Heidegger) who loves to use cryptic terminology in philosophy. Linked to "crypto-metaphysics."
cryptophile, cryptophylic:

"What’s at stake in Heidegger’s cryptophilic account of the essence of technology? " -- used by Professor Dana Belu S. Belu in a paper "Panel on Ge-Stell," Heidegger Circle, 2017
by Anna Cullen Wynn March 5, 2017
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Cryptophile

A cryptophile is a person very obsessed with cryptocurrency, always talking about it, but actually has no profit to show for it. He posts charts, news on Bitcoin and Alt coins and acts like he knows it all. He's overly obsessed with Crypto and a conversation with them almost 9 times out of 10 does not exclude mentioning cryptocurrency.
Doa was up all day and night posting about Bidao and Bitcoin, what a f*cking cryptophile.
by Mr. Chamos December 24, 2020
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cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.
Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.
by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018
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