happy crappy

All of the unnecessary social etiquette (i.e., business preliminaries) that needs to be exchanged before you can get down to business.

Let's cut the happy crappy and get down to work.

by The Elklanding Crew March 14, 2008

Crappy Housewife

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.

Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .

by SkoalButt April 23, 2018

Crappy Pencil

A shitty pencil.

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.

by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018

lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

Crappy

When something is really bogus or dumb, or if you simply don't like it, you call it crappy. It comes from the word crap which you all know what THAT means. An other word for it could be sh*tty, but only use that when something is OVER being crappy.

Guy 1: "My French grade is sooooo good!"
Guy 2: "Well mine was totally crappy..."

by Kilo191 February 17, 2012

cryppie

floridian slang for good weed.

hey dude is that cryppie or regs?

by cher November 5, 2003