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Cautious optimism 

Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.
Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.
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Cautiously Optimistic 

Promising but I wouldn’t bet on it.
The Cleveland Browns look good this off-season and it should be their year, but they’re the Browns so I’m cautiously optimistic.
Critically righteous
*used in chant* CRITIOUS, CRITIOUS CRITIOUS
critious by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.
“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

Cutieous 

A person who is both a cutie and beautious. Cutieous
Person one: Dude you see that girl over there?

Person two: OH dude she is so cutieous
Cutieous by Jorge Cabellos February 26, 2025

CautiousNMK

little 7teen year old ext who prays on kids to gain any sort of advantage, claims to be a god when he's just another white fella, obsessed with discord egirls
is that cautiousNMK WTFFFF
CautiousNMK by xzxfgrngnergn November 5, 2025

cautious optimism

hope for the best, be prepared for the worst
after their newfound freedom from their toxic relationship, they approached dating with cautious optimism
cautious optimism by mewlon March 27, 2026