Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.

Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”

by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

crustation

When someone looks extremely disgusting

oh Em gee Susan look Debra she is SUCH a crustation

by yodawggpasstheSaLt January 16, 2017

crustyringfinger

crustyringfinger is a really cool guy on tiktok, he’s also really handsome.

Man, have you seen crustyringfinger’s tiktok?

Nah bro, my mom made me clean the ceilings 🙄

by LuckyLeese June 20, 2021

fange crustation

when a girl has crust all over her pussy .

dave : yeah i shagged that sket last night , she had a fange crustation it woz well rank
mike : err thats ill

by bashar September 2, 2005

Crustang

A spinster over the age of 70 with no hair growing below her navel with a leathery crusty overused snatch.

Gloria was a great grandmother during the week but on the weekends her and her friends were a bunch of wild Crustangs. Crustang Sally you better slow that Crustang down. Bob was in for the ride of his life when he found out she was a Crustang.

by LabiaLicker December 13, 2012

Cruststang

A Ford Mustang that is not clean. Can be a manual transmission but is typically found on automatics.

"Ew man your mustang smells like chaw and farts, I think you have a cruststang"

by Datruffff December 28, 2014

Cristaling

The act of fronting about having hoes....even though you know you have all the hoes

Andrew: Cristal stop cristaling and just admit you have hoes
Cristal: I don't have any hoes, he just took me out to lunch, paid for my nails and drove me around.

by lightupp February 13, 2015