that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
by lazy student May 31, 2004
by Hwadoom June 1, 2004
that's just the way the cookie crumbles, that's just the way the dice roll...like in the superblondes song...
by Andrew May August 10, 2007
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?
Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
by lilcutie23 April 19, 2023
A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.
According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022