crucial ad

An advertisement on YouTube you can’t skip that almost always pops up at the worst possible time during the video.

“Hey it’s an ad hit skip”

“Damn crucial ad 🤦🏾 ♂️“

by $Vell November 22, 2019

crucial bbq

A Bar-b-que that is essential in nature or cannot be avoided as it simply must be done. Must involve large quantities of beer, burgers and killer bud!

We've got some burgers and a bunch of brew, it's time to have a crucial bbq!

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 1, 2007

crucial head

Slang term for a man's Glans penis, better known as the 'head' of the penis.

I tried to field the ground ball, but it hit a rock and crashed into my crucial head; I should have worn a cup.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

crucial topping

A slang term for Filatio

James: I need a crucial topping!

by JohnnyFleekins September 12, 2005

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!

Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!

by Gin February 27, 2004

Crucial drip

when a outfit or piece of clothing is very nicely looking but instead of it jsut being plain simple drip. It’s cruical drip, like drip but x10.

did you see her drip today,it was crucial drip

by kinleyahhhhyea October 30, 2019