crappleworks

Slang for Appleworks. Used to convey dissatisfaction with the Appleworks software suite.

Crappleworks could only be worse if using it was physically painful.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Cripple-Potamous

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

by holidayze December 6, 2011

Crappler

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.

Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.

by MichaelSaint32 August 21, 2020

Cripple Grape

The shriveled up grape found among a bunch of normal grapes.

Oh man, I can't believe he just ate the cripple grape! I bet he's going to be sick later.

by ilovecollege318 June 16, 2011

Cripplepotamus

A fat person on a scooter

"Shit, don't get run over the cripplepotamus."

by CloudX9 December 15, 2011

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

crapplebees

The name people call Applebee's when they hate it.

Person 1: heard you went to applebees

Person 2: no, I went to crapplebees

by UrbanizedLife409 June 3, 2016