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Convoy

It is the redneck version of a train, a group of people take turns having sex with one person but at least two of the giving party are blood related to the receiving person.
Tina’s three brothers and five friends ran a convoy on her at the party last night.
by MyNameIsntMicah February 6, 2023
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convoyer

One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Offensive and disruptive actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to clear them out.
by AMAX123 March 20, 2024
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convoyer

One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to stop them.
by AMAX123 March 20, 2024
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convoyluted

When the Canadian protest types that would normally look to a convoy for their protesting come up against an issue where there isn't total agreement on why they are mad.
The election was over. The Conservatives still grumbling offered up a host of stray logic for the loss, all borrowed from south of the border and a certain orange dude. The non-cohesive reasoning was a few trucks short and its jumbled fluff could best be described as convoyluted. No trucks. No logic.
by Charlie Currie May 1, 2025
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Death Convoy

The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.
I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.
by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024
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