Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009

Croissant Head

When you have a comb-over that looks like a croissant.

"Get a load of that guy, he has a croissant head..."

by That1Chung February 26, 2019

croissant slaying

Pulling a girl with really bad eczema. You are only croissant slaying if her skin is flaky like a croissant.

Dude, did you see John croissant slaying at breakfast, her dry skin went all over my food!

by chamberlain123 August 31, 2016

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo June 5, 2018

Croissant cookie

Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love

I called my friend a croissant cookie since she loves eating sandwiches.

by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022

CROISSANT IN A CAN

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.

"So when my dog died, I was so depres-"
"CROISSANT IN A CAN LMAOOOO"

by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

Croissant ass niggas

Croissant ass niggas is a term used on Twitter to refer to black French men who are colorist toward black women.

Croissant ass niggas also have a tendency to be apologists for racism, colorism & misogynoir. Their internalized anti-blackness is strong.

Jordan: "Black French men had a hashtag “everything black except our women” that was going viral for years. Posting photos of themselves dressed in black next to their light skinned mixed, white and other non-black women. All to taunt and torment black women."

David: "Croissant ass niggas"

by samknight April 26, 2020