cristian 

a dude that is blesses with a lovely and sweet family and is always surrounded by great pals and awesome friends. He will never be left alone in this crazy world. ironically, he always insist on being strong and independent. a strong dude that has a great world of his own.

a: who is that ?
b: that is cristian
a: shit i just jizz in my pants

cristian by longforattention April 11, 2010

cristian carranza 

piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.

fuck him he's such a cristian carranza.

cristian carranza by longdickkkkk June 4, 2016

Cristian 

Cristian is one of the best people to talk too, he will make your heart race when u see him and your heart stop with his smile. He always seems to be able to make almost anyone laugh at any given time his not like other guys his loyal to his girl and would do anything to keep her happy, overall His a hot , sweet, loyal guy that will take your breath away if u get a Cristian in your life don’t lose them u won’t get them back.

(Cristian and some girl talking)
Girl thinking his such a good person to talk to

Cristian by Yeet_es_the_fetis November 14, 2019

Cristian 

two cool for the h

cristian’s are just too cool for the h

Cristian by exposer456 April 27, 2020

Cristiano Columbus 

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.

"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"

Cristiano Columbus by Sir Goat May 30, 2022

cristiano ronaldo 

the G.O.A.T of football (and for you idiotic americans sOCceR

Cristiano ronaldo is the G.O.A.T of football

cristiano ronaldo by siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 1, 2021

Dirty cristian 

When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body

You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian

Dirty cristian by Zek April 17, 2020