The Crimson Fucker

A.k.a Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

crimson blizzard

A male gets sunburn on his wiener it begins to peel and he finds a girl on her period to have sex with. After sex she queefs out the blood stained dead wiener skin making it a crimson blizzard.

After leaving the beach, Pat L went home to give susan a crimson blizzard.

by TBird311 April 20, 2010

Crimbo

Crimbo is a slang word for christmas

hey ben have a proper crimbo

by rammvena December 20, 2003

King Crimson

One of the few truly "unique" bands out there. King Crimson has a darker tone than most other progressive rock bands from the 70's/ 80's, and their style is almost unlike any other band before them or since. Featuring some truly mesmerizing and wildly creative guitar riffs (thanks to the amazing lead guitarist Robert Fripp), dark and unusual yet not overly pretentious lyrics, and a whole string of different influences ranging from jazz to classical music, King Crimson is the definition of Progressive Rock. They're still releasing new albums to this day, but the only remaining member from the original lineup is lead guitarist Robert Fripp.

Listen to King Crimson

by KnuxMAGIC June 20, 2005

The Crimson Fucker

@The Crimson Fuckr is my alias. Yes I am a Fuckmothering VAMPIRE and yes I did shoot Edward 37 times!!! You're welcome Team Jacob. On second thought GO suck, er... I mean...fund...my big throbbing vampire dick and support it's official release?

Bty user called Father ALEXANDER Anderson (who is also Irish)! You forgot to make a new definition for little Timmy who is still (unsurprisingly) glued to your crotch ya Catholic fuckbucket.

Me : Is it that time of the month already? Weeell, I was wondering if you ever heard of The Crimson Fucker cleaning & pleasure services? The fuckmothering definition of classy!
40 year old Team Jacob Chick (blushing in embarrassed outrage) : AGH Wha--
Me : OOH I AM SO NOT YO MOTHA LAST NIGHT! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (exactly 37 times, count if you like)

by Nemortul November 15, 2019

crimony

could be an excited thing uttered when surprised or wanting to show intent.

"if I got to go then I got to go, crimony!"

"crimony, that was my hand!"

by mike watt October 3, 2007

crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene

Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008