Uncle Craven 

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.

"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven

Uncle Craven by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

John Craven 

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).

In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.

John Craven by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008

Full Craven 

The act of drinking 4 pints of beer/lager/stout in one session without going for a piss. If you drink 2 pints, but fail to drink 2 more, you have done a Half Craven. Named after the urban myth that T.V. presenter John Craven can drink four pints without taking a piss. Those who complete a Full Craven will be the envy of all of their friends and will be a real man.

3 pints without going for a piss. 1 more and I've done a Full Craven.

Full Craven by imgreat196 December 5, 2009

B-Craven 

A total homosexual who enjoys threesomes with two dildos in their ears. Plays drums and can only score with ugly mexicans.

That person in party chat is a total B-Craven.

B-Craven by BlinkDums May 25, 2010

Slade Craven 

Being more death metal than an airplane can handle

"Slade Craven filled up Glen Benton's inverted crucifix scar with piss and then lapped it up."

"Slade Craven used a pineapple as a condom when he was fucking Chris Barnes"

"Slade Craven once fisted Crazy Town then rapped 'Forgot about Dre' but changed all the words into Disturbed lyrics. Then shat."

"DevilDriver challenged Slade Craven to a farting competition but Slade Craven followed through right on that fucking guy from Coal Chamber's face."

"Slade Craven gained Kid Rock's trust, then did a poo in his kitchen"

Slade Craven by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

The Craven Payne 

Smashing dirty slews doggy-style while fist pumping with shades on inside.

Man i took that trick home and did the craven payne on her!

The Craven Payne by Jersey ""ECU" Shore September 29, 2010

west craven high school 

a school full of girls who flash there fanny’s to all the lads, most of the lads have dicks about the size of a worm. Bailey armitage the worlds fattest and smallest dick boy goes there. Most of the teachers have some form of dyslexia and most of the students have clap.

err as if you go west craven high school

west craven high school by iamgonnakashootmyself October 15, 2018