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crapitalism

Sloganistic derivative of "capitalism", sometimes seen in graffiti and on placards.

Crap + capitalism = crapitalism.
Smash crapitalism!
by annoyed anarchist May 7, 2004
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Crapatoa

(Cheeselandian: Crapatau) also spelled Crapatao or Crapatowa,
1.An incident that occured in France in 188X when the Paris sewer system became overwhelmed with a citywide epidemic of diarrhea and burst, overflowing the Seine river outside the city limits with exorbitant amounts of waste and overwhelmed the nearby city state of Cheeseland wiping out the entire popultion with an severe outbreak of cholera and suffocation from the smell.

2. An exclamatiom yelled by the poor souls of Cheeseland as they died in the days that followed the incident.

3. A term used to describe the effects of eating spicy asian/indian food that in turn eventually makes your digestive tract explode in a firey turd so hot it can melt through solid titanium.
Town Crier: Here ye here ye noble citzens of Cheeseland, the Parissian French upriver have produced an immense shitwad in the wake of a diarrhea epidemic. It is the evaluation of the town council that this wad will not come anywhere near our... what was tha? OH NO! CRAPATOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!! fhlflflfhlflglglghlglglglglglghflglglglglglglglfglglg.

Dude 1: Dude you look like you just saw a ghost, what happened last night?

Dude 2: Well last night I had some curry and it went straight thru me, I felt like I was shitting fire.

Dude 1: Dayumm!

Dude 2: I know dude, I couldn't sleep last night it erupted like crapatoa, my toilet is just a smoldering hole in the wall now.
by Bugga Stiff August 21, 2008
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capitulate

I think the word capitulate is french.
by MuzlFlash September 1, 2003
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Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
Storming of the US Capitol.
by Semicolon618 September 10, 2021
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U.S. Crapital

A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.
Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.
Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.
by crapolaman September 6, 2003
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crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.
*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?
by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005
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