Cranker

A person who is addicted to methamphetamines or crack, high, and aggressively masturbates to porn for unusually long periods.

Has a Meth and Porn addiction.

Comes from: Crack + Wanker = Cranker.

Gerald's not just a meth-head - he's a bloody Cranker! Get's high and jerks off to porn all day - disgusting.

by Aunty Dot November 19, 2023

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

by Standard mike January 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 25, 2024

club crankers

Musician(s) with a prowess to take command of a stage, or venue by combining lyrics and beats until a frenzied effect is obtained

Did you see their performance on the stage, they are club crankers

by Supa Dope July 08, 2022

Pussy cranker

Someone who tugs on the clitoris while fingering a fat bitch.

That man was a pussy cranker after fingering that chick last night.

by master-bating Hippopotamus October 12, 2020

Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

by BW68 March 15, 2024