Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

by Joe "Warlock" Brinton January 11, 2008

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Cranksed

To be extremely drunk.
(From the word Crunk but typed incorrectly while being worled and cranksed.)

We're getting so cranksed tonight.
I hope we can get cranksed.
i am so cranksed right now.

by Crankster531 November 24, 2006

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crankenbowl

Is a marijuana bowl packed with methamphetamine sprinkled on top.

Put some crystals on top of that hydro in that bowl and it will be a crankenbowl.

by Troy's Goddess June 1, 2018

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Cranked a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob

“Did you hear, Stacy cranked a yankee last night!”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

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Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

by jntao August 3, 2021

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