When you insert a straw into the end of you penis and and get yourself to climax then suck the semen out through the straw.
I came home from work and had to give me self a crème brûlée extraction to relive the stress of being over worked
by Armkok May 27, 2023
Get the crème brûlée extraction mug.When he busts a thick creamy nut on her face and then whips out a blow torch to caramelize the nut, and continues to eat it.
by bottomofthebarrel May 27, 2020
Get the Crème Brûlée mug.The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013
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Member of crème frâiche: BuNiOnS!!!
Member of crème frâiche: BuNiOnS!!!
by PauseForEffect December 28, 2020
Get the Crème Frâiche mug.When the vaginal juices form a firm hardened crust which you must penetrate to get to the creamy center beneath.
by Jakabok February 16, 2025
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