cow tipping

the act of putting a roofie in a fat girl's drink, and waiting around long enough until she falls or "tips"

A bunch of frat boys just came in here cow tipping. Hopefully there aren't too many of them or this place is going down.

cow tipping by Durpo June 14, 2010

Cow Tipping

v. 1. to push a cow over to the ground while it sleeps, but this is difficult to do because cows do not sleep while standing.

v. 2. when you're having sex with a fat girl in bed, and you (accidentally or on purpose) push her off the bed and she falls.

When you push a fat chick off the bed, that's cow tipping.

Cow Tipping by hjjcnk May 21, 2021

African Cow Tipping

Akin to it's predecessor 'Cow Tipping' - It is a more primal format used by native African 'Tiger Bare Knuckle Boxers' to train their fists to deal with the hard furry target they were attuned to pummeling - A novice would spend 30 days and nights searching out and repeatedly battering Cape Buffalo to toughen their skin and harden their bones.

"You wouldn't have a chance with that tiger in your current condition"

"Anything to suggest?"

"Go punch a few Buffalo in the jaw. Nothing quite like African Cow Tipping to prepare you for a fight like that."

African Cow Tipping by WhyAreAndy January 31, 2010

cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

cow tipping by whitexasian July 24, 2006

canadian cow tipping 

to club baby seals on the snow with a group of friends after drinking a few beers/screech.

later me an the boys are headin out for some canadian cow tipping

canadian cow tipping by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

cow tipping by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

cow tipping

1. go up to cow with friends ( it is imposible to tip a cow by ones self) then push cow over.
2. national pastime see D-ware

hey zach have u ever tipped a cow?
yea i have and it just got right back up.

cow tipping by pezzy t April 23, 2004