Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.

Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."

by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012

suit covered anus

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.

by Peter May 13, 2005

bastard covered bastard with bastard filling

1:bastard that has been covered in bastard and then filled with some bastard.

2: asshole.

3: pugnacious rudeness

Yo shit head. What are you up to?
Looking up words on Urban Dictionary.
Your a tard ass.
Your a bastard covered bastard with bastard filling.
Hey you should put that on urban dictionary.

by Kunster November 2, 2008

Covered in Skank

When a woman stay up all night drinkin and sexxin and goes to work the next day without showering.

Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning?
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.

by Urbandictress November 25, 2015

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

Chocolate covered cherry

A “chocolate covered cherry”, is a sexual act performed while female is on her menstral cycle and the male goes from anal sex to vaginal sex and ejaculates internally. He then sucks the “chocolate”, “cherry” and “cream” (contents normally found in the candy) from her vagina and they swap it back and forth between them orally.

“Yo dawg, me and that hoe Melinda shared her chocolate covered cherry last night.”

by nASSty n8 April 23, 2018

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole

Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry

by Hammershlagen April 27, 2022