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Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.
Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.
by mitch71h November 20, 2014
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Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.
1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks
by Mister A. February 11, 2009
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cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.
My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.
by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008
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cottage time

the act of watching hard core porn and jerking off with your friends at a cottage. and getting a pink teddy bear, cutting a whole in it, and fucking it.
"i just got done having cottage time with lana rhoades"
by chriserin March 11, 2020
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Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face
Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 2, 2013
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Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.
Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.
by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016
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Lady Cottage

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage
by Whitebits January 29, 2009
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