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Sleep Catnea

When your cats wake you up 100 times a night, leaving you tired and cranky the next morning.
The cat kept jumping on my head in the middle of the night wanting to play. I have a bad case of sleep catnea.
by MIsterwrite March 24, 2010
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Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.
<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay
by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009
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Conehead-sexual

Conehead-sexual means that you like people with pointy heads, also meaning you don’t mind what gender they are as long as they have a pointy head.
Hey Lilli is conehead-sexual!!
by Hottiegal3256 April 20, 2019
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snow cone squirts

The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."

"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."

"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"

*dies instantly*
by JumpyMantella August 22, 2017
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Indian traffic cone

when you do a slovakian traffic cone but with little scrawny kids with no autonomy over their bodies.
"I'm saving up for a trip to India"
"Why"
"So I can contribute to the society"
"How?"
"The good ol' Indian traffic cone, deals with overpopulation"
by DANKBALJIT October 28, 2021
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cone of home depot

The projected track of a hurricane by a weather service; a projected region of increased profit for home improvement chains esp. fueled by news networks' fear mongering
Every time I see the cone of home depot on Florida, I notice that Home Depot's stock goes up a point.
by Nubie Plz January 18, 2009
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human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."
Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones
by teddygrahamperson December 14, 2010
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