Costança

Costança is a lovely portugeuese name for a beautiful girl who is extremely shy at first, but has quite a lovely sense of humour, she is also very out-going and also can speak several different languages.

Have you heard of that new girl? Constança?
Yeah, Costança is very shy, but she's also very pretty and cute!

by Nozep October 25, 2012

Costanza'd

When a comment on a Facebook, Reddit or any thread get's more like than the Original Post in which the comment thread stems

I love'd Pete's Post but did you see when Chris Costanza'd him with that Arthur Meme?

by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016

Post-coital depression

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.

by AYYFRON October 19, 2009

Costa'd!

A term used after dominating someone at an activity. Derived from Chris Costa; a bad-ass mofo who dominates a target or a body with a tactical carbine.

I took your sister out last night, and let me just say she cooks an amazing omelet. Costa'd!!!

by deviantARCH August 25, 2009

George Costanza

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.

Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?

by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007