Corban

A name given to wonderful people who make really good friends. They're often very nice and thoughtful.

Corban gave me a pencil the other day, how nice.

by A buddy bro March 27, 2013

George Costanza syndrome

A mental condition in which a person blames everyone else for his own failures.

Both Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho certainly have the George Costanza syndrome as they blame the referees for every one of their losses. Real Madrid fans have the George Constanza syndrome as they claim UEFA favors Barcelona FC over Real Madrid.

by Zeus is the Lord October 28, 2011

cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

Costanza

a parking space especially close to the entrance, usually the closest or second closest space.

"Look at this parking spot! What a Costanza!"

by Brian Schiller October 6, 2006

Costanza

Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.

"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."

by Cobalt321 March 5, 2008

cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009

Costanza

A person who seems Jewish but is really Italian.

dude: Is Lady Gaga jewish?
guy: Nah, she's italian and catholic but she is kind of a costanza now that I think about it.

by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali November 21, 2010