costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Cosmagorical

A completely, utterly, above-all amazing or astonishing thing, event or person. A word in which to describe something that is out of this world.
Can also be used to finally cover up the speechlessness of joy-filled shock.
(AKA: what one would say if they were completely speechless/overcome with joy or dumbfoundedness).

Jose: "I just replaced all the water in my water bed with jello!"
Diego: "That is so cosmagorical, man!"

by Alexis 'Allie' April 10, 2008

Costa Bitch

(also works with Starbucks bitch etc, whatevers local)

The chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break

I want costa, where's my costa bitch? Lydia stop closing emails you haven't actioned and go get some creamy coolers.

by Captain RapesCo October 29, 2014

cottage girls

An online cult filled with crazed individuals that relentlessly harass Baillie Martin and her loved ones. They hold an infamous feud with Barron Trump’s fandom, the caviars, along with the Russian government, Harvard University, and the Vampire Weekend fans of Reddit. No one really knows why they exist or what their purpose is, but they definitely make themselves known.

Unknowing victim: “I just got a DM on Instagram from some people called the cottage girls, they asked me to help them with their manfiesto.”

Me: “BLOCK THEM!”

by Fleshmonster November 11, 2021

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage core

someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet

me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic

also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️

by aestheticnaming April 15, 2020

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007