barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

Fornication Under Consent of the King

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK

"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"

by Raijin May 6, 2005

fornication

banging, sucking, or eating outside of wedlock.

Trina gives headto Leeroy at the movies.

by Crystal January 30, 2004

Coronacation

Travel ban being enforced from companies, schools, government, etc. due to the Coronavirus that’s forcing people to stay home and/or telework.

I’m on a Coronacation due to the travel ban so I’ll be attending the conference as virtual attendee.

by Hiker Girl March 11, 2020

gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.

Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?

by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009

chocolate oreo midget fornication

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

Coronacation

When you are away from school and work due to the corona virus outbreak.

"There's no school for next week because the corona virus. Gonna be a nice coronacation."

by Rocket508 March 23, 2020