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crack whore hot

When a bitch is looking ugly as shit, but there's something about her that gets you sprung even though she's a nasty-ass bitch. Sometimes, these bitches be lookin like they got smashed in the face with a frying pan, or have some fetal alcohol syndrome shit. But they've got a bangin' body or some other quality that makes them fuckable.
Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevingy, Monica Lewinsky, etc. Those bitches are crack whore hot.
by Dingleberry Tatas June 17, 2008
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Crack O' Lantern

The smile that a longterm crackhead/cokehead displays due to missing teeth. The remaining teeth are spaced out with the gaps from missing teeth very obvious, thus resembling a classic Jack O' Lantern carved mouth.
I once worked with a super cokehead, Andycaine, who has a Crack O' Lantern grill.
by Joey Paisan July 18, 2011
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crack mansion

A more upscale place for one to smoke one's crack.
Crack head: No more cheap crack houses for me!

(Crack head goes to the front gate of the Crack Mansion with his Three Hundred Tricky Dick fun bucks.

Butler: Very good, sir. Shall I pre-warm sir's crack pipe?
by Head of the Maids' Union February 22, 2008
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Cracka Country

Where hillbillies, rednecks, and honkys live.
Golly gee! There's a lot of white folk around these parts. We must be in Cracka Country.
by Gar Grim June 16, 2018
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crack-ocracy

Bob: Is the government of Toronto a democracy?
Jim: No!

Bob: Well. What the hell is it then?
Jim: Toronto is a crack-ocracy, of course.

Bob: Jim, you are a raging Ford-ophobic, a shameless crackophobic and you have no respect for Toronto's crackstitution!
by GlennyJ November 9, 2013
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cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
by Scattercat May 21, 2005
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Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.
Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*
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