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One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
by The Drafted's guitar player October 9, 2005
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The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.
Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols
by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020
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Capitalist Money Madness

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Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!
by socialist_jester July 18, 2005
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capitalist arsewipe

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Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
by tiny winters June 24, 2016
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Capitalistification

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Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans
Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore
by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023
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Capitalist pig

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Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.
In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"
by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023
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