Cookieness

Cookies are known to bring a feeling of happiness and cheer to those that aren't allergic to any of their ingredients (and even some citizens whom reside in that catagory as well). Cookieness is pretty much the same as happiness. Maybe a little better though. You know, because cookies are delicious. I guess it could be a noun for something being tasty as well. Or not. I guess that's up to the reader.

Also, not to be confused with being crazy, or kooky. I believe that's spelled kookiness. So yeah, don't confuse them. Or else.

1) The Cookie Monster is a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

2) Paul: *watching Sesame Street:* Hey John, that Cookie Monster seems to be a prime example of a creature simply overflowing with Cookieness.

John: You mean kookiness?

Paul: D*mn it, John, this is why I never watch TV with you.

by TheGrantagonist July 4, 2011

cliented

When you like someone but are too timid to actually ask them out and instead purchase their business services to obtain a false sense of intimacy.

Mitch cliented himself when he hired Sidney for a massage instead of asking her out.

by ThesaurusIs June 4, 2021

Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.

I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.

by Neener4kids December 29, 2011

sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.

"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"

by TK February 27, 2004

caliente poke

The act of inserting your penis into a relative to soak. No thrusting is involved, and in most cases no ejaculation. Named for acts performed in and around the town of Caliente.

I did a Caliente poke at the family reunion.

by Pokyhontas March 8, 2019

Coolestest

When someone is so cool you the word "cool" is not enough.

Jo is the coolestest human being one the planet!

by ItsMeHuzi September 19, 2023

caca caliente

Hot shit that makes your ass burn with regret of ever eating those Hot Cheetos!

Dude... I just took a Caca Caliente

by AppleBot January 20, 2021