conjorned

basically conjoined but for idiots

“hey the blankets are conjorned”

by taylorneedshelp October 20, 2020

Conjolted

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.

-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob

by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Convorting

To shake and or tremble violently in a spastic manner.

The boy was so terrified he began convorting in the corner of his room.

by Pat Dyer September 7, 2005

Consortiumist

A student or faculty member of a college consortium, especially the Claremont Colleges, who exhibits a prejudiced belief that one of the institutions is superior to others.

"Yikes. That girl gave me all kinds of judge-y looks once she found out which college I was from. What a consortiumist."

"That is messed up, I guess consortiumism isn't dead after all.

by heyclaremontheyhey April 26, 2011

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

penis contortion

The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.

i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail

the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.

Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!

Dude 2: what?

Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist

by syrecia February 10, 2008

Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.

The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.

by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009