confused love

When you don’t know if you love someone or not. You think you do, but aren’t sure. You might think of them in a certain way alone but once you are with them you don’t feel that way. You think your in love, but really aren’t.

“I have confused love. I think I love them but I don’t really know”

by Mlove May 19, 2018

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

sexually confused flannel

The red and black plaid flannel that every sexually confused teenager wears.

“I saw Rebecca wearing the sexually confused flannel yesterday. You think she’s hot on Bailey?”

by Soap taste good March 1, 2019

Confungled

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'

'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!

by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

Culturally Confused

Confusing a common cultural mainstay with another culture altogether.

Paula (walking into a Japanese restaurant): "Hola, amigos!"

Alisha: "Don't mind my friend, she's just culturally confused."

by MegnKen April 16, 2010

Confuzled

A point of confusion when a person is literally confused about everything in the situation.

Man, that test in science had me confuzled on every question!

by FreeParking314 June 20, 2010