conflabit

a word old people use instead of shit

"oh conflabit!"

by klick December 7, 2003

conflusion

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

conflemitchen

When ones living space is so smallll, that the living room, computer room, kitchen, bedroom, and bathroom are alll in there together.

"Walk up to this niggas house and i'm like hey mannn whats up and i look around and i see that he's living in a fuckin conflemitchen!"

by SheSoHawt May 3, 2010

conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012

Conflustrated

An overwhelming sense of 3 emotions: frustration, confused and a feeling of being flustered.

Raymond: Kelly I'm pregnant.

Kelly: Raymond! How's this possible, you're a man!?

Kelly: I'm so Conflustrated now..

by Jhamoelist November 6, 2013

Conflusticated

When you are so cocained that you cant event think about what you are even trying to think about, and have to assess your thoughts before your mouth even contemplates exhaling them.

"Conflusticated" when your asking Trig to phone for more and he stares at the screen of the phone for 5 minutes then decides to text message them as he knows his words/thoughts wont actually come out.

or when your trying to have a "flat out" conversation with a person/persons and their responce is just a look of shere confusion and quietness.

by BHbanks26 February 6, 2017

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009