sexually constipated

When someone's sexual desires and lust become pent up due to reasons outside their control. It may result in sick sexual fetishes like tentacle rape, tubgirls, bestiality etc...

If you ever looked at a doujin comic from Japan, you can tell their whole culture is extremely sexually constipated due to the vast amounts of disgusting fetishes they draw.

by MechaTC October 30, 2005

Socially Constipated

The inability to attend a social gathering despite really wanting to go.

Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.

by RBass3000 October 6, 2011

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

by deb101deb June 24, 2009

cockstipated

inability to urinate, especially in a public restroom.

I really have to piss, but I'm cockstipated now.

by Silence March 26, 2003

constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

constapated

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007