constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!
by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 01, 2004
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less than jake

AWESOME BAND!!! My favorite band in the world!!!! They own everything wicked. Go buy their CDs!!!!!
Other ska bands - mighty mighty bosstones, five iron frenzy, catch 22, some old rancid, reel big fish, sublime
by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 01, 2004
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